THE SPAMMER'S DOWNFALL: THE SPAMMER'S LAMENT

I used to be top dog, you know? Sending out loads of spam every day, racking up those opens. People would fall for it on my brilliant schemes. But now? Now I'm just a washed-up spammer, being bounced by those stupid filters. My inbox is a wasteland. My once-booming empire has shattered. The joys of a successful spam campaign are just a distant mem